FAQ part 2.

Well, it seems there are more questions to be answered in a funny, witty way that ultimately hides the pain the I push deep down inside of me on a daily basis.  This first one is from my ex.

Q: Seriously, why are you such a crazy whore?

A: Well, dear, to find the answer to your question I believe we have to break it down first. CRAZY.  Although I have admitted to doing some pretty wild things- and some would may even say crazy- I do not think it is necessary to categorize myself amongst the insane.  WHORE. Ok, well the definition of the word "whore" is "a woman who engages in promiscuous sexual intercourse for money; a prostitute; a harlot; or a strumpet" (according to dictionary.com). And while I do like saying the word "strumpet," I must say that while I have had my share of fun, I have never received any type of monetary compensation for it.  So sadly, logic has defeated your question.

Q:  Are you a bleeding heart liberal? (from a fan/hater/backward conservative? who ended email with "no way, no how, NOBAMA"- um, wasn't this already taken care of?)

I tend to lead more to the left but consider myself a moderate. However this is more the product of current financial situations.  I have found that conservatives love to point out the hypocrisies of liberals (almost making a sport out of it) and I would like to say that I am the poster child for contradiction.  I drive a gas-guzzling Buick (not really out of choice), I'm horrible when it comes to recycling (it's like 10 whole minutes to the recycling place, and at that rate, my car is emitting more carbon than I would like Leo DiCaprio to know about), I most definitely think there should be stricter standards when it comes to immigration (having spent a lot of time in Texas), and I shop at Wal-Mart. Ideally, I would love if we could avoid a "Day After Tomorrow" situation by changing our practices towards the environment today and in a perfect world, Wal-Mart wouldn't be the cheapest and most convenient place for me to shop.  And I'm sure that I have more than enough clothes/shoes/accessories that were assembled by the nimble hands of a 9 year-old in SouthEast Asia.  You can only do your best on a day to day basis.  Someday, I will be in a position to do greater things.  Right now, I just gotta go with what I got.

Q:  Is Ohio really that bad?

A:  Yes.  Yes it is really that bad.  However, there is plenty to complain/write about so I gotta give credit where credit is due.

Q: For real now, what do you have against "Twilight"?  Why do you hate Stephenie Meyer so much?  

A: Why do you care what a blog with 10 readers says about "Twilight"?  Honestly, and in all seriousness, I think Stephenie Meyer "serviced" someone (or many someones) to get that tripe published.  My heart feels for the many trees that have died so that a teeny-bopper girl can get vampire-tryst fantasy on.  As for the movie, my soul dies a little more every time I see a trailer for it.  I remember, before even knowing about the books, seeing the trailer and being like "This is a really pathetic excuse for a vampire movie.  No Brad Pitt, no Antonio Banderas, no Keifer Sutherland, no Gary Oldham, not even Stuart Townsend.  And Ann Rice has nothing to do with it? Gotcha." If you want to see a good movie about teen vampires, get "The Lost Boys." Or, just stick to zombie movies since they are better anyway (I know you wouldn't want to get it on with one of them, but they're much more unpredictable and a lot less douche-y).

That's it.  I may/may not post some "discovery" links but the weather has left me with ZERO energy bars.