Back in college, we decided to go prude. Yes, that kind of prude. It was a decision made after a lot of drinks and the realization that maybe we were all just big sluts. I don't recall the details, just that in the end none of us really adhered to the Prude Movement of 04. So lately, after E. Soul and all, I'm thinking it's time to make a Prude Tour comeback.
So here's a song to listen to while you ponder that.
"So come on baby, why don't you show some class? Why you wanna move so fast?"
Sing it, Jermaine.
You know what's really sad about this song? He died of complications caused by AIDS (liver cancer, I believe).
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About Me
- CJ
- Once upon a time I used to have my sanity. Every person has a tipping point that reverts them back to the days of child mentality. Recently, I found mine. While I considered myself to be an honest, loyal, and good-natured person, those qualities were put to the test for the last time a few days ago. My best friend (and ex-love) of all time chose his wretched girlfriend over three years of loyalty and true friendship. While returning a cell phone back to him the other day, I snapped and stole one of his beloved baseball hats from his house- starting down a dark path of retribution and regression. I hope that my newfound immaturity leads to enlightenment for others going through the same pain. This is for all the women scorned who found out that "Stand by Your Man" really only means until he finds a white trash slut to bang (ed.note, she really isn't that bad). Please send all email queries to carlyrowe@gmail.com and I will do my best to answer all of your questions and comments as completely as I know how.
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