Well if Beyonce did it, it must be safe!

SO! I had the brilliant idea yesterday that I was going to try the Master Cleanse diet. Made famous by Beyonce, the Master Cleanse is a quick way to drop about 20 lbs and clean all of the toxins out of your body. Yes, I know that most of the weight will be water weight and quickly packed back on... but I figured I could try it and at least make you guys all laugh along the way. I will post pictures (as soon as I find my USB thingy for the camera) and keep you updated on my status. If a week goes by and you haven't heard from me, it is because this killed me.

I'm serious.

No, not really. I don't think you can die from lemons, cayenne pepper, and maple syrup but I will be cranky. So if by Friday I'm posting a blog in all caps and calling for a fatwa on everyone at Krispy Kreme, please don't hold it against me.