Betcha thought I would do an Oscar post...

... but you were wrong (I hated the Oscars last night and fell asleep during them for the first time ever- but I did try to make a real time blog, I just got bored). Anyway, I will have my grandparents lovable and hilarious comments on the occasion later in the week. If you really need Oscar, go to Pajiba or Deus Ex Malcontent. Those are funny.

Instead, with 1 month to go until the dreaded 2-6, I would like to post random birthday cakes that amuse me.

(Debbie Does Cakes)

Aaaaaaand that's about it.

(I would like to have it brought out to me by a guy in a Doc Brown costume. Or, you know, Christoper Lloyd since he's not doing too much these days.)

Heavy.

ALANNA: "They could really use a Doc Brown on that island."

ME: "That would be the most amazingly retarded thing ever. As in both amazing and completely ridiculous. And therefore they must do it. It will be the happiest day of my life."

If you saw "Lost," I'm sure that in a way this makes sense to you. If not, it was AWESOME.