So, to all my friends out there in Internet land, I do wish you a new year full of new experiences and good will. Personally, I'm hoping that my 09 turns out better than my 08. I will keep this blog going as long as I have something irrelevant but funny to say and as long as you guys don't mind complete BS all the time (that was my best skill in school, being able to fill up pages of a blue essay book with nothing of importance but still managing an A or B- at the worst). I'm going to try to put up more of my favorite drink concoctions since those got quite the reaction but, as for everything else, I'm not always going to have good ideas. This whole blogging thing is quite interesting and it will be my challenge to avoid the "self-serving masturbation" quality that personal blogs tend to get. So if I ever sound self-centered, just know that I am- but I'm working on that- and I do realize that there is a big world out there, one outside of my problems where people are starving and have AIDS and Malaria and horrible things like that.
I honestly didn't really expect to get to meet the people (albeit online) that I have or get the support that I've received from something that I started as a joke. So, I know that I have a very small audience, but thank you from the bottom of my heart.
Again, I know this is bordering on the schizo side... but I'm really getting a little twitchy!!!
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Monday, January 5, 2009
Tuesday, December 30, 2008
Resolution 2009.
1. Move. To Boston. To Queens. To Compton. I don't care. I just need to get out of here.
2. Learn to play guitar. Go to college parties. Drown out other annoying person playing Mayer and Dave with obnoxious renditions of the 504 Boyz "I Can Tell You Wanna Fuck" and "Candyshop" by Fifty Cent ("Everybody all together now- I'll take you to the, what what, CANDYSHOP...")
3. Marry Bill Hader (SNL).
4. Well, first I need to get the restraining order reversed. Then I'll marry Bill Hader.
5. Also, get Jon Hamm restraining order reversed, or at least lessened to 250 yards.
6. But really folks, I want to find a nice guy. And if he does a really good Vincent Price impression, that'd be ok too.
7. Train Lucky to locate drugs, er, I mean cancer. Train Lucky to be one of those cancer sniffing dogs. He really needs to pick up a skill and get a job or I'm kicking him out. Otherwise, I'm just enabling him.
8. Be completely fabulous and make sure John knows it. Related: Not have a baby.
9. Watch "Friday Night Lights" when season 3 premieres on NBC in February. Because I was told that if I loved good TV, that I really should be watching this. Also, I need to start watching more "Chuck" and less "Gossip Girl." But... Chuck Bass... and Blair... Little J... and I have to... but I mustn't. It's not going to be easy.
10. Read a book a week. This means 52 books. I realized that my brain is Jell-O recently and that's just simply not acceptable. So I will read again.
and because everyone else does it:
11. Go to the gym. I really should. I miss my 2005 Hot Waitress Bod. Not saying I'm not hot, not saying that at all, but I used to be able to run back and forth with a heavy tray without needed to stop to catch my breath. "Wall-E" was really a wake up call for me.
Oh, and one more:
12. Get my dream job: Craft Services for Saturday Night Live. I'm coming Bill.
2. Learn to play guitar. Go to college parties. Drown out other annoying person playing Mayer and Dave with obnoxious renditions of the 504 Boyz "I Can Tell You Wanna Fuck" and "Candyshop" by Fifty Cent ("Everybody all together now- I'll take you to the, what what, CANDYSHOP...")
3. Marry Bill Hader (SNL).
4. Well, first I need to get the restraining order reversed. Then I'll marry Bill Hader.
5. Also, get Jon Hamm restraining order reversed, or at least lessened to 250 yards.
6. But really folks, I want to find a nice guy. And if he does a really good Vincent Price impression, that'd be ok too.
7. Train Lucky to locate drugs, er, I mean cancer. Train Lucky to be one of those cancer sniffing dogs. He really needs to pick up a skill and get a job or I'm kicking him out. Otherwise, I'm just enabling him.
8. Be completely fabulous and make sure John knows it. Related: Not have a baby.
9. Watch "Friday Night Lights" when season 3 premieres on NBC in February. Because I was told that if I loved good TV, that I really should be watching this. Also, I need to start watching more "Chuck" and less "Gossip Girl." But... Chuck Bass... and Blair... Little J... and I have to... but I mustn't. It's not going to be easy.
10. Read a book a week. This means 52 books. I realized that my brain is Jell-O recently and that's just simply not acceptable. So I will read again.
and because everyone else does it:
11. Go to the gym. I really should. I miss my 2005 Hot Waitress Bod. Not saying I'm not hot, not saying that at all, but I used to be able to run back and forth with a heavy tray without needed to stop to catch my breath. "Wall-E" was really a wake up call for me.
Oh, and one more:
12. Get my dream job: Craft Services for Saturday Night Live. I'm coming Bill.
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