Mail call!

So PVille guy doesn't think he's ready for a relationship.  Seeing that I don't take no for an answer and I especially do not like cop-out excuses like "I'm just not ready," I thought I would send him a little Facebook message.  The following is a demand to explain himself.  I know it's a little obsessive and neurotic to stalk him down like this... but we have a weird dynamic when it comes to stalking.  And I just am stubborn as a mule when it comes to guys being an idiot. Readers may suggest me purchasing the popular "He's Just Not that Into You."  Except... that's not entirely true either (because I put him on the spot about that one and let's just say, he didn't get all soft on me. HeHe.)  So, I give you correspondence with PVille Guy:

"so, i was thinking. i really don't understand "not ready for a relationship"? could you expand on that please? you'll probably ignore this message like you ignored my texts. that's fine. just something to think about. is it that you think you'll hurt me? eh, you've already done that. can't do much more damage. is it that i'll hurt you? well, everything in life runs the risk of being dangerous but you don't avoid getting in your car when its raining, right? are you afraid i'll be disappointed because you can't spend time with me? we've already been through this. i can handle it now. once a week or once every 2 weeks, and i'm good. you don't want to spend money on me? ok, i'm cheap. i already give it up without a date and i'm used to not getting gifts/being taken out from previous suitors. i'm actually easier than you think... i like watching movies and hanging out and making dinner more than i like going to bars. so i know it isn't about me, and it's most likely about you... i just don't understand cliches like "not ready for a relationship." they're too general. there has to be a specific reason.. do you have a secret life? that's it! you really are a bar tender at an S&M club... well... i think i could overlook that. :) you probably look really hot in leather chaps... smile. it's a good day. :)"

- from me. november 17, 2008.