The showdown...

So, there was an interesting exchange of text messages between me and the FCOG yesterday.  I realize now that I have to change her pseudonym, seeing that she actually is a decent human being.  I probably should get rid of the "white trash slut" remark in my bio, too.  Dammit, I'm going soft.

Anyway, it started out pretty bad.  Of course, I had no choice but to debrief her about all of the conversations between John and I after she had placed a ban on him talking to me.  It was a low move,  but this is war.  And then she did this:

HER:  Btw. im not a mean person the only reason i text u earlier is cuz he said u were talkin shit about me in emails.i have no hate towards u at all. sorry if it came off that way. i just really want to believe what he tells me. ireally do hope u have a good life n find someone that makes u happy.

What the hell?  She really is nice.  She's like Kimmy (Cameron Diaz) in "My Best Friends Wedding" and I'm like glorious Julia Roberts as Julie Ann.  Annoyingly perfect, because there is nothing annoying about her.  Creme brule vs. Jell-O all the way.  So I had  no choice but to do this:

ME: I wasn't talking shit [FCOG- who really is not that bad],  i feel horrible about the things i've said about u [like you're an unfit mother, white trash, etc.]. I just want him to make sure he is making the rite decision.  4 the both of u.  John is essentially a good person but i do feel you know only half of what we have talked about.he really likes u and i told him if that meant we couldn't talk ne more then i was ok with that.i think he is rushing into it and that is nothing against u. he is stressd and confusd but he does love u.  he does have a bad side that i hope u never see and i really want him to be happy and u 2.  As 4 me i do have someone but not serious right now.  I'm trying to focus on career. So i send u good will and someday this will blow over and u will see i'm not a crazy bitch.

I don't know how many times I need to express the fact that I. GIVE. UP.  Leave me alone, now, and let me spend the winter in peace with my books.