Congratulations to my former classmate at Miami on his second championship ring!
Also, I found out that Ryne Robinson, another Redhawk, is currently playing for the Carolina Panthers. He holds a special place in my heart because he hit on me at a party once.
ME (in text to Alanna): Why didn't I sleep with Ryne Robinson when I had the chance? I could have had NFL babies and been a real housewife of Atlanta or something!
ALANNA: OMG those are the only acceptable babies.
ME: I'm gonna go ahead and dream that.
ALANNA: Me too. I'm going to dream about visiting you, your hot husband, and your biracial children in your warm weather mansion.
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UPDATE: Ben Roethlisberger is a D-Bag. Apparently he went back to Miami and insisted on being treated like a king at the VIP at local bar Brick Street... after which he spit- yes spit- on underclassmen dancing below.
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