So, when I was in school I had a guy say to me: "I jack off while thinking about you." I pretended like I didn't hear it and went about hooking up with him. Whatever. Then when I heard it again from a different guy after I was done with school, I had to start to wonder if it was coincidence. I have heard it from over five different guys now (in different variations of the phrase). So I have to ask:
Do you really all think that is something a girl wants to hear?
Ok, so i tried to understand all of this. Maybe you guys think that you are paying us a compliment? Like "I think about you so much when you aren't around that I just can't control my physical desires and have to whip it out and make love to a tissue." I think I would rather the more traditional "You are really pretty."
I have to say that I do not want to hear about your masturbatory practices in relationship to me. Maybe some girls dig that and that's their prerogative. Personally, I think it is a little gross (actually, a LOT gross). You jack off to porn and strippers and prostitutes. That's like equating me with that. Not to mention the whole act itself, while natural and perfectly normal, is a little ridiculous looking. No thank you, sir.
That's it. I was just wondering aloud.
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Hey!
Just to say I'm still breathing... in case you're wondering (you have a lot more interesting things to wonder about... but then again... well... you know!)
Keep thinking aloud... I'll be around to recap ;)
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Do you really all think that is something a girl wants to hear?
Hmm...
I pretended like I didn't hear it and went about hooking up with him.
...yes?
Guess it kind of depends on exactly what you mean when you say "school."
Like, kindergarten?
Cause that'd just be creepy.
School would be college. And yes, that would be terribly creepy.
I figured. The generic term "school" doesn't mean quite so much when you dropped out of college to play in a rock band.
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