Monday musings.

Keeping this short, but this is what my day has consisted of.

..."Should I get Arabica (coffee house here)? No. Should I? No I'm not."
BEEEEEEEEEEEEEP (from car behind me as I make up my mind)
"Yeah, I'm not getting Arabica."

...Come into work. The girl who "took"* my promotion comes in...

(shoulda seen that one coming)

...Try to restrain myself while making reservations for my boss to not fill out form as "Ms. Chanandler Bong." Laugh to myself at him being addressed as such.

...Exchange angry emails with former coworker who seems to not know how to read.

...Go to BWE.tv for some quick relief only to see clip of Spencer and Heidi: The Day After.

...Wonder why, if Heidi is so damn happy, does she keep mentioning how drunk she was/hungover she now is/probably wouldn't of dun it if she wasn't so damn drunk?

...Take a moment to contemplate whether or not I would still do Tom Cruise. Answer: YES.

...Text my former hot fling/sales rep from previous employment to razz him about new job (because it was my job before him).

...Look at executedtoday.com and deusexmalcontent.com. Learn about decimation and a Facebook movie respectively. For some reason, the concept of decimation makes more sense.

...Look at diamonds to buy for myself to show off how much of an Independent Woman (throw ya handsup at maaaee) I am.

...Realize maybe I should buy presents for my family members before purchasing said diamonds.

...Realize maybe before that I should pay some bills so I don't end up out on my ass during a recession before I go into debt buying presents.

...Realize maybe I should stop blogging before I don't have job to pay said bills.

...Realize, "Oh yeah, no one gives a shit what I do here. That's why I didn't get promoted."

...Laugh to myself about what/who I may or may not have done on the couch in the conference room last week.

...George Bush got a shoe thrown at him. HA. I love Iraqis. Sorry we F'ed up your country. Really, though, I am so sorry.

..."Should I go tanning? No. Maybe. Should I go? I'm not gonna go."
Cut to sitting in the middle of intersection deciding which way to turn. BEEEEEEP.
"Maybe I'll go tanning."

So pretty much that and an episode of "How I Met Your Mother" with some tekka maki or something to eat, and that is my Miserable Monday.

*she's nice so this isn't an FCOG the Sequel thing or anything like that... she's actually almost cooler than I am.