Stylista.

So my hero, Dooce, likes to put up a piece of Daily Style every day on her website. Emmy does this too, although it's not so much Daily Style as it is Daily "Look What The Idiots Are Buying Now." As you will see, both women have very different but equally entertaining blogs. Moving along, I just thought I would share my recent find with you all. To the right-and by right I mean left- is the best purchase I have made all year, seconded only by my Old Navy empire waste pea coat that makes me look like Suri Cruise. It is a grocery bag from World Market ($4.99). While there are no pockets- literally a grocery bag people- it was the beautiful teal paisley design and the peacock print that I fell in love with. There are others in different colors with different animals, but I liked this one because my coat is lined with teal satin.

So, if I had any guys reading this before, I lost them at the title of this post. Aaaaanyway.

The great/bad thing about these "purses" is that they are, in fact, BAGS. And by bags I mean a thing in which to throw stuff. In the three days I have had this, I realized that I have accrued the following:

• a random t-shirt
• a copy of "The Reader" by Bernhard Schlink
• a small notebook for ideas
• a USB zip drive thingy
• a potato
• my wallet
• cell phone
• keys
• a shoe (not two, one)
• a used kleenex
• empty Arabica coffee cup

Some of these make sense while others are slightly more questionable. My mom said that she can tell a lot by a person by what she has in her purse. Screw the DSM, shrinks should just use the Purse Method. Using that logic, she is definitely a schizophrenic. I am a compulsive hoarder. My grandma is an OCD Neat Freak. And my sister... well, let's just say she should be locked away in Promises.